Sometimes you just have to get a reading on the global incidence of death in all its myriad varieties, and don't have time to surf the net for the data you need.
If only there were some kind of widget that would employ a battery of morbid logarithms to calculate mortality on a global scale and in real time.
Yes, like everything else you've ever imagined, it's already on the internet.
Just a minute watching it tick over every morning will help you keep your absurd problems in the kind proportion they deserve.
Death has this on his iPhone. And he's got the 3GS before you.
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