Always outnumbered. Generally overdresssed.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

In the ointment

So a lot of a people are like, hey, Gordon, what's it like being unemployed? This is what it's like being unemployed:

7 comments:

PH said...

Excellent! The only thing you're missing is a regular helping of internet porn, but I assume you didn't include that in case your missus reads your blog. Very accurate though, particularly the cheese.

mm said...

just like being employed then.

Mike Laurie said...

I used to have that Global knife. It snapped while I was crushing garlic with it. So long as you stick to just using it to slice up massive blocks of cheddar I'm sure it'll be fine.

Intergral said...

Brill. Loving your work. Well. Lack of work.

Out of interest, what did you use to edit the vid?

Am trying to wean myself off Call of Duty and start writing a blog or some other shit at night. Thought vids might be interesting but I am a very, very stupid person and struggle with such things.

Really hope an agency picks you up soon and installs you as their resident Dave Trott-style celebrity blogger. I'll stop gushing now.

Gordon Comstock said...

Integral - iMovie - I can confidently promise that even a retard could use it.

PH - I didn't include any porn, but I am considering making my own series "You again?" it features me, on my own, in a range of different moustaches.

PH said...

We did a gay home-made porno when we went snowboarding, entitled 'Taken up the Ravine'. It's a top-shelf classic.

In-te-gral said...

Cheers Gordon.
I'm so glad I managed to prove what an incredible fuckwit I am by spelling my own name incorrectly.

And I wonder why I'm stuck working in PR still...

Right. Best get back to annoying the shit out of journalists.