A conspiracy of Art Directors to make me look shit
Now this is just unfair. You ask some mates to do some "cartoons" for your blog, and instead you get a series of high-quality illustrations that make your writing look like just so much narcissistic dithering. Brother Stevie sends these, you can see more of his mind-bending illustration at his fancy new blog here.
Stevie is the kind of man who draws wolves being eaten by snakes, to relax.