January 20th was bring your child to work day for a certain high street in W12
In recent years our canine friends have been dogged by controversy and accusations, generally getting jolly rotten press for the excessive amount of white deposits found in obscure areas of the streets of W12. I suggest to you Gordon, without impunity, that you have found the source of this matter and I categorically believe we must punish this pasty pair of pale poop perpetrators.
I'll be honest, no obvious winner so far.
“Mother, it’s my turn to wear the stockings.”“Hush you wee plastic bastard.”Kraftwerk announce new tour dates.Unknown US artist Bob Assrape won this year’s Turner Prize with his meditation on the death of consumerism titled ‘Shaven Plastic Fannies.’
"Gordon, the dolls you sold me are faulty.There are no holes."
"What are all these pointy things on the floor?""They are to sit on.""They don't look very comfortable.""Kid, you've got a lot to learn about this industry."
Both of them look like they need a cock.
That bloke from W&K walks past here every day and I know he loves cleaner stockings so relax and grow some balls, we'll make it to their window installation.
Ok, so it's a tough brief.
"The liquid latex set perfectly, yes. But how do I get my stockings off?"
"Thank god I'm a boy. Or am I?"
This is almost as fun as my relational art installations.
The goldfish were bemused by the latest addition to the tank.I'll get my coat...
"Oh!, Madame you tempt me with your stockings of plastic doom"
"Mom, I wanna become a boy.""Porn actress would be a nice job for me.""Look mom, this guy plays with something between his legs."
I wonder, when my tits become larger?
MANNEQUINS: GREAT FOR CLOTHES, SHIT FOR HEADLINES.
I have some pictures of torture if anyone else is finding this too unpleasant.I could just delete the whole post and put them up instead?
The one at the back is saying 'The only think worse than being an androgynous, adolescent, plastic mannequin who has to ogle her mum's fishnet-clad arse is being the first of Not Voodoo's caption competitions and failing to inspire any amusing entries despite the blatant ridiculousness of the situation.'One of the plastic things sticking out of the ground is saying 'I agree'.
this is uncomfortable. (that's not a caption).
and... show me on the larger doll where he touched you... yes... now give me a little more detail... yes, good... very good...
Nice.Scroll up to claim your prize.I may do a post on Australians as an extra reward.
ha ha, pleasure was all mine.
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